1. Running the wrong version of SysInternals Process Monitor makes your screen go blue:

Remember to launch Procmon64.exe and not procmon.exe.

2. Remember to enable 32 bit mode in your app pool when running those legacy 32 bit COM widgets in your antiquarian ASP apps:

Otherwise...

Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a01ad'

ActiveX component can't create object: 'MSSOAP.SoapClient30'

I spent a good hour and a half installing/uninstalling/installing/regsvr32'ing/etc the MS SOAP SDK (yeah...how quaint).